You guys…I don’t even know how to begin this post, so I guess I’ll just dive right the fuck in. I’m moving again and I’m stressed as fuck about it; I can’t even find another adjective to use other than “fuck.” Moving BLOWS. And it blows because it’s a sneaky bastard of excitement, fear, urgency, and dread all combined into one hasty shuffling of garbage movement. It starts off so exciting and somehow warps into a state of utter disarray and panic. You know I’m right.
It starts off awesome: you decide to move and you start dreaming of your future home.
And then you realize you get to tour all these apartment complexes while the tour guides make you feel at home so you’ll rent with them!
And you get to pretend like you have actual demands other than “I don’t want to live in a garbage can anymore.” One such demand might be, “there must be a constant flow of ice cream in the lobby at all times.”
But then the inevitable happens. One of the tour guides is like, “you have to make three times the rent to live here” before even saying, “hello.”
She’s a bitch and so without even knowing the rent, you’re like, “Not. A. Problem.”
But now there’s some gloom over your search…because you’re now kind of terrified that you’re going to be treated like shit again and have to deal with another bitch.
And after what feels like the MILLIONTH tour, you kind of feel like you’re going in circles.
But then finally…FINALLY…someone’s like, “Yeah we accept large dogs. No floor limitations.” And you’re shocked.
This place is everything you’ve been looking for…
After they reassure you that they’re telling the truth and this isn’t a trap, you’re like:
But then they mention the rent and in your head you’re like:
But you realize it’s not so bad, so you fill out an application and pick out a new place.
But then the true reality hits: now you have to pack up your current place and move all your shit to the new one. And then you’re forever like:
I have always been a little curious about the world of interior design. For a brief time I considered becoming an interior designer. Until I took a class in it and realized I could care less about whether a room matched a painting perfectly…but I digress. Today my curiosity is aimed more towards my own home and of course Pinterest, because, let’s be honest, that is really where all of my times goes. So, for my home related post I give you some of my favorite rooms that use color in an interesting way. Enjoy!
Today, on this lovely Mother’s Day eve eve, I bring you a video shared by my very own, amazing mother.
Mother’s Day is just around the corner (May 12th, folks!) and if you’re like us (confession: Kelly has this shit on lock, it’s Kylin who is woefully behind), you’re scrambling for a gift for your mama. Whether you’re making free foot rub coupons, giving the gift of a meal out, or buying something purty, you’re definitely looking for a way to show your mom that you love and appreciate her. Today, we’re sharing some of our favorite gift ideas for Mother’s Day, from handmade knick knacks to simply gorgeous Etsy finds (we want all the things). After reading this post, you will know what you must do. Mission accepted? Get on it!
1. What could be more perfect than a handmade lantern? Learn how to make one here.
2. Neon plate wear? Yes, please!
3. We couldn’t think of anything better for your feet than lamb wool slipper socks.
4. A beautiful screenprint for any space.
5. Make your mom a colorful bookmark for every occasion!
6. Tiny succulent cork planters. What else do we need to say?
7. Everyone needs a tote bag…especially one as beautiful as this.
8. We want this sisal purse, because it is just so cute!
9. A wrapping cloth to wrap, well, everything.
10. Tea towels for you?
11. The field bag is the perfect weekend bag.
12. This is a great how to for very cute neon fabric bowls.
13. How about some vouchers? Everyone loves multiple gifts!
What do you have planned for Mother’s Day this year?
It doesn’t matter if your mom’s a top chef or a TV dinner kind of gal, on Mother’s Day you want to treat her right. And what’s the fastest way to a person’s heart? Food. More specifically: brunch. Today we’re sharing our favorite (slightly modified) brunch recipes for Mother’s Day, from a simple smoothie to a slightly complicated crepe. Get the rest of your family in on the fun and make yourself proud by whipping up one of these delicious recipes.
Ingredients & Tools:
Using your cookie cutter or a sharp knife, cut out a small heart shape from the center of a slice of bread. Spread each side of the bread with butter or olive oil.
Heat skillet over medium heat, adding an extra dollop of butter or olive oil depending upon the state of your pan. Place the slice of bread on the skillet and saute until golden, 2 to 3 minutes. Lower heat and flip the bread slice over.
Break your egg into the heart-shaped hole. Cover, and cook until egg white turns opaque, about 5 minutes. Transfer to a plate along with the heart-shaped piece of cutout bread, perfect for dipping into yolk. Add salt and pepper to taste.
Images via Reclaiming Provincial
Ingredients & Tools:
For the whipped cream, place the cold cream, vanilla and sugar into a cold mixing bowl. Beat the mixture with a whisk or mixer until stiff peaks form. Keep refrigerated until ready for use.
For the hot chocolate, beat the milk and lavender over medium heat, whisking occasionally until the milk begins to simmer. Remove from the heat and let the lavender steep for 5 minutes. Strain the lavender and return the milk to the saucepan. Over medium heat, add the chocolate and mix until the chocolate is melted and incorporated. Whisk the milk mixture for 10 – 20 seconds or until frothy. Pour into a large mug and serve with a dollop of whipped cream.
Because it’s Friday, I’ll keep this short (who the hell wants to read on a Friday?). When I think of parties, I immediately think of booze and the stark contrast between how I used to be able to handle my booze and how I really really really can’t anymore. And I think that’s a big part of why parties just aren’t my thing anymore…not that I don’t enjoy a good party; I just can’t handle them every damn weekend like I used to be able to do.
So I thought, in the spirit of not reading, I’d share with you the difference between parties for me then and now. Of course, I’ll do this in animated gifs (because I love you all and who the fuck doesn’t love a good gif?)
In college, someone would be like, “hey wanna go to so-and-so’s party tonight? Starts at 10pm,” I’d be like
Now when someone says there’s a party starting at 10pm, my reaction looks something like
In college, once I got to the party, I’d be like
Now, it looks a little more like
And then I’d start drinking and have like 5 shots. No problem.
Today, after 3 beers, I look a bit like this
And then someone would inevitably start eating someone else’s face and I’d be like
Today, I’m more like
And one of my friends would be upset they didn’t get to make out with a stranger’s face and I’d sympathize
Not so much today
As we’d now have two people in utter tears, it’d be time to go home, to which I’d respond
Essentially, what I’m trying to tell you that I’m the Stanley of your party
The Ron Swanson to your fun
And live a Liz Lemon type of lifestyle
And in college, I might wake up and feel fucking fantastic after god knows how many shots/drinks
But today, after only a few beers…
When we said we were ready to party…we lied. Like big time lied because unless the word pajama and dance come before it, we aren’t doing a whole lot of partying these days. (We’re also late on posting this week…sorry…there’s a heat wave here and uh…we’re lazy.)
Now that we live together, we are slowly establishing a rhythm for the week and weekend. Wake up, go to work, return home, watch Say Yes to the Dress, rinse and repeat. On the weekend, we get out of the house during the day, but end up back on the couch in the evening just like every other weeknight. We have the infamous couch-party on lockdown, friends!
And for the most part it feels pretty good. Since we are both the eat popcorn, drink tea, laze around in our PJs types, we are generally content to watch brides bitch, moan, and cry on the boob-tube every night including Friday’s and Saturday’s. We cackle mercilessly and spontaneously dance in the dining room between episodes (there’s a lot of Hall & Oates playing here). We are old maids minus the old and the celibacy (we live with our boyfriends too) and cat ladies minus the cats (there’s a no pets clause in our lease but know that if it weren’t there we would fill our cottage with furry creatures in a heartbeat).
Since our current idea of a good party consists of dancing in our pajamas and watching TV until Netflix asks us if we’re still there (this happens multiple times a night…damn you, Netflix!), we wanted to confess that we’re a little out of touch with the usual party-going scene…you know, the one that takes place outside of our home. In case you thought we were experts regarding this week’s theme…or something.
What’s your idea of a good party? Is it a girls-night out in the city or a tv marathon on your best friend’s couch? Wherever you’re doing your thang, if you’re having a good time then you know it’s legit.
FYI, in case you’re concerned about our night-outing health, we do have plans to go to this sometime soon…we’ll let you know when that happens.
If you’re as much of a radio podcast lover as we are, then you too are constantly searching for new and wonderful episodes to listen to in the archives of your favorite shows. Since Elly is taking a wee blogging hiatus, we’re posting a few of our favorites today from This American Life and Savage Lovecast (two of our favorite shows).
This American Life
This episode is an oldy but goody from 1997. The first story about a Peter Pan stage production gone wrong will have you in stitches!
An oldy too, this episode is full of gems. You will laugh until tears pour down your face and you pee your pants. Squirrel!
Experimenting is part of every person’s life. And some people’s experimental phases are funnier than others. Tis true with this episode. You will not be disappointed.
Oh to be in college! And drunk! #1 Party School starts off in State College, PA, where Ira and TAL producer Sarah Koenig listen to the sounds of crazy youth in their natural habitat.
Episode 64 starting at 14:25
One of the more bizarre fetishes we’ve encountered on the Lovecast.
And another woman who has it!
Our best advice: just start at episode 1 and make your way to now. Dan does not disappoint!
There is something about this warmer weather that makes me want to host a backyard picnic style dinner. These images have me dreaming about and looking forward to warm nights under the stars with friends.
One of my favorite things to do during the summer is collect glass jars of all shapes and sizes and put tea lights in them. You can set them up on a patio, stoop, or in a backyard to add an instant magical glow and twinkle to your evenings.
Image via Jessica Clifford on Flickr
Featured image via The Fresh Exchange
It is officially spring in California and we are basking in the warm sunlit afternoons and the sweet smell of jasmine. We don’t mean to sound like a poem but, well, sometimes we can’t help it. When we are not enjoying the great outdoors (and by this we mean walking to the supermarket) we are trolling the internet (let’s be real, we mostly troll the internet). And while perusing this world wide web we came across these images. We swear if you squint hard enough, and imagine the light emanating from your computer is in fact real sunlight, you will feel like you are there.
The liberals and environmentalists were wrong; there IS oil worthy of a few world wars, drone strikes, and dead baby seals. COCONUT OIL.
Coconut oil is the end all be all of hair oils – it’s economical, smells fantastic, and is one of the few oils that has the right combination of molecular size and shape that can penetrate the hair shaft. Its chemical structure (lauric acid derivation) has an affinity for protein, assisting in reducing protein loss in your strands.
Story time: I just recently dyed my hair. I haven’t had virgin hair for awhile. Performing a bit of math, I realize the lower 5 inches or so of my hair has been processed at LEAST 4 times (not counting likely, accidental re-dying when I touch up my roots). That’s 4 different full applications of permanent dye. You don’t have to be a stylist to know that this is the hair equivalent of attempted murder. But, aside from those times when I’m months late for my regular trim, my hair seldom looks like a cheap Halloween witch wig. And it doesn’t feel like steel wool. It’s not witchcraft – put away that newt’s eye, that cauldron, and that wizard’s hat-shaped bong because that shit is crazy and pot makes you lazy. And like weirdly numb. Or is that just me? Either way, you don’t need that – just get a big ass jar of unrefined virgin coconut oil (found frequently for less than 75 cents an ounce) and follow my instructions.
Before at LEAST one shampoo a week, do a pre-poo (love that phrase) and give it time to set:
I also coat my hair with CO before I dye my hair. That’s right – it won’t affect hair dye uptake! BLACK MAGIC. Aside from not being a hindrance to the processing, CO contains compounds that chelate iron and copper, which prevents the iron and copper that has been absorbed into your hair from tap water and some hair products from reacting with the peroxide in dye and producing free radicals. These free radicals produce a great deal of damage and dryness in hair, but with the CO as a pre-dye prophylactic, you can nip a lot of damage in the bud and rock a new color.
Fair warning: damaged hair is damaged hair. No matter how many photoshopped actresses vouch for it, NO product can REVERSE damage. But you can improve the general moisture level and prevent its further demise. When I’ve slipped up on my pre-poo regimen, my hair definitely feels different and my ends cry for a quick death.
Another warning: you wannabe gingers out there, red dye fades faster than me after a big dinner and two glasses of wine, especially with frequent oiling (the red dye apparently is very small molecularly, so it leeches out fast). I’ve had no problems with my medium golden blonde, strawberry blonde, or honey blonde post-dye color. My light auburn did seem to fade a bit fast.
Get good and oily, ladies. And feel free to use your coconut oil for other things too. I can vouch for almost all of these and add a rumored one: apparently, coconut oil is the lubricant of choice for many ladies in pornography (not mixing it with latex, of course). It apparently helps reduce yeast infections (a major job hazard). Turns out we women CAN learn something from porn. Who knew?
Image Source: National Geographic Found Tumblr (Pretty Rad)
Growing up in Oregon, “being green” wasn’t so much a conscious decision as it was a societal norm. Everyone reduced and reused and everywhere recycling bins were bigger than garbage cans. I did my part, but living in such a place (or similarly intensely green cities like San Francisco), you can start to feel a little inadequate, you know? I, for example, do not have a bucket to collect the cold water from the shower as it’s warming up (I do in the kitchen sink though…) nor do I ever remember to bring reusable produce bags with me to the grocery store (gasp! I know…). However, there are a few simple, more subtle things I’ve incorporated into my life that are easy ways to make your routine a little more green.
| Line Dry Your Laundry | Especially with the warmer weather coming, you can air-dry clothes no matter where you live – often cutting your energy bill, reducing your carbon footprint, and preserving your favorite clothing (you know all that lint in the lint trap? Yeah, that used to be part of your shirt…) all at the same time. And who doesn’t love that fresh-air smell? Plus, there’s some really great eco-detergents out there: Seventh Generation, Meyers, or my personal favorite, BioKleen, to make your laundry smell even better. (I do however stick with drying little things like socks and underwear in the dryer and use lavender dryer bags from Trader Joes…oh so good)
| Reusable Bags | Yes, everyone knows you’re supposed to use these bags, but it’s often so hard to remember! I keep one of those little stuff sack bags in my purse at all times, which is good for quick stops at the grocery store or unexpected finds at thrift shops. And, for the love of all that is clean, please remember to wash them!
| Buy Locally and in Season | Farmer’s markets or veggie boxes are the best for this kind of thing – but you can also do it in your local grocery store. Checking to see where things are from and knowing what fruits and vegetables are in season is not only good for your local economy but also for you – things taste better when they’re fresher and don’t have to travel so far!
| Give Used Gifts | Thrift store finds and vintage clothes are so in right now – so you’re probably already doing this, but it’s always fun to go gift shopping at garage sales, second-hand stores, or even your own closet. The presents make for good conversation plus you’re finding a great home for that used item.
| Put a Timer on Your Water Heater | This is a little bit more of a big ticket item, but I discovered this recently and love it! Water heaters usually keep water hot 24-hours a day, but you really only use it in the morning and the evening if you’re working regular hours. So some companies have this thing so you can set your hot water heater to turn off at night and during the day and then only turn on again during those hours you need it. Genius right? (Same thing goes for your thermostat.) Saves money and energy…
| Repurpose Old Jars for Bulk Items (Also, Buy Bulk Items) | Head for the bulk bins for spices, grains, granola, etc. and store your goods in non-toxic, stylish jars. They come in a variety of sizes, styles, and colors and can be found pretty much anywhere (I’d check your recycling bin first, and then head out to the flea markets)
| Grow Your Own Herb Garden | Herbs are a delicious way to spice up any dish, and they’re so easy to grow in something as simple as a window box. Just reach over and clip a few sprigs before dinner!
Images Courtesy of: Minna May
Responsibility means many different things to everyone. Perhaps some of you immediately think of bills to be paid, bills you wish you could pay, jobs you’re ignoring as you read this, children to which you must attend, husbands/wives you need to feed, etc. For me, responsibility simply means doing the right thing whether or not that be the easy thing. And for me, there is no more hard-earned responsibility as being married.
For some reason, in my mind, this odd constitution between two people is the ultimate sign that you are a responsible member of society. I realize it makes no sense, but I have this notion in my mind that once I’m married, I am forever a responsible adult.
So, as an unmarried woman watching many of my friends get married, I feel like my time to be irresponsible is dwindling! But I’m not done being stupid and young and irresponsible…and something tells me that you’re in the same boat right along side me.
So in the spirit of being responsible, I think right now is the time to be irresponsible while we’re still allowed! Now is the time to go out and drink too much and rip your pants as you literally fall to the floor laughing at your own sad attempt at dancing. Now is the time to make the wrong decision and get that piercing you’ve always wanted (maybe stay away from tattoos as those are more permanently regrettable though…). Now is the time to enjoy our blissfully irresponsible existence while we still have the chance to be irresponsible.
So I guess my point of all this is that I feel like while I do have your typical responsibilities – bills to pay, dogs to feed, exercise to complete, etc., I also feel that I have the responsibility to hang on to my own stupidity while I can. Sooner or later, my sense of responsibility will win and my fun-loving-alcholic-pants-ripper will be someone I rarely see. So I’m adding irresponsibility to my list of responsibilities these days while I still can. Join me, won’t you?